Sorry if this sounds stupid, but one of my friends is typing really weird and idk what's up hah. I'm thinking he might be drunk or high, but does that affect how you type?

CONVO
Me: hi?
Him: heeeyyy
Me: lol
Him: showwa seddd issa greead iddeea
Him: yuu jud hadda be feleexiblle
Me: haha
Me: okay
Me: and it depends on the shower, I guess. . .
Him: shoowr?
Me: okay what are you talking about
Me: and are you okay lol?
Him: yuuuhhh
Me: yuuuu typin weirrrrd
Me: ?
Him: whha?
Me: whats up. . . ?
Him: imma tappa daaa

I do think he is drunk. Maybe you should ask him why was he typing like that on the day.